10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm