10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers