10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek