10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Fold and live to fold again
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob