10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--