10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.