10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Fold and live to fold again