10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• It's Free To Fold...
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe