10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.