10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm