10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders