10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)