10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.