10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger