10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim