10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.