10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"