10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike