10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown