10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)