10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow