10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd