10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.