10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester