10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.