10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.