10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Fold and live to fold again
• "No river, no fish."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician