10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.