10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.