10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo