10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.