10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.