10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."