10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• im going to 2 out you to death