10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."