10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "No river, no fish."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom