10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-