10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob