10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fook the floosh droo!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05