10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus