10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier