10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.