10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth