10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson