10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --