10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss