10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"