10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?