10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear