10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• It's Free To Fold...
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP